Unproblematic: The careful guarding of what one says so as to remain qualified to judge those who are more honest about their thoughts.

I’ve never quite trusted diabetics either...they seem shifty.

High on what, would be my question. Weed? No problem. Intravenous drugs? Huge health concern.

Her outfit looks like a rug my family bought in 1979.

Sure, but my understanding is that there are legal and administrative costs to setting up and maintaining a trust fund. So, although a $20 trust is technically possible, it’s not very practical. Similarly, $20k sounds odd for a trust fund, not because it’s not a lot of money, but because it’s not a lot of money…

I would be thrilled to have $20,000 in my account right now or even available in the near future. But, still, trust funds tend to be much larger than $20,000. So, it just seems odd.

Exactly. That’s a pretty modest inheritance. $20,000 per year? Sure. I’d buy that. But, $20,000 total?

Women get less and give more in relationships.

Fair enough. But, my mom’s not a lesbian, as far as I know. So, it’s between having a father figure or not.

Wow. How can you be so dismissive of the benefits of a positive male role model?

Try doing it at a busy Wal-Mart in Texas...in July! I got harassed by customers daily, hit by a car twice, and, once, I had to chase a cart into a busy highway because the store was on a hill. Oh, and it was at least 100+ degrees the whole time.

Here’s my ranking of sections, best to worst, by ease of shelving:

He broke his D because he was trying too hard for the A and missed.

It looks like he has a broken D (string).

Of course not. I save my flights into anxiety-driven paranoia for the complementary, post-dinner glass of whiskey.

Awww, don’t worry. Your life isn’t ruined.

Oh god. I’m too young to fit the “dad” image. But, I guess this and my love of puns and endless supply of corny jokes means I should probably make some calls...

What I think is attractive is a man that is financially secure, not necessarily rich. Financial woes are a huge burden on a relationship, so, of course, financial stability would be attractive. Plus, I know men are much less insecure when they feel like they can, quite literally, put meat on the table. That lack of…

Outside of billionaires? I’m not convinced that relatively rich men are “sexier”. They may be more confident and they may get out more. But, I hate to think that money is attractive per se.

Ask if they can pass the potatoes via text.