You become much sexier if you’re cash-heavy as well.

I know talking about this, or complaining about it, is a bit like complaining to someone with two broken legs about a twisted ankle.

We had a few of those. I felt sorry for them, mostly, because I could only imagine that middle/high school was hell for kids like that. They always seemed so content to sit and read in peace; you never know what peoples’ home lives are like. Plus, the manga books had numbered spines, so they were fairly easy to…

It’s been years, but I still relive the trauma every now and then. The summers were especially terrible because of the Harry Potter book releases. And, since I’m a redhead, I was typecast into the Ron Weasley role, which meant putting on a wool sweater in the middle of a Texas summer. Parents treated us like daycare…

It’s just a favorite word in the legal profession. See also: “heinous”, “egregious”, “paucity”, “temerity”, and “insipid”.

You’ve clearly never worked at a Barnes & Noble.

negotiating leases to build a chain, whose name was not disclosed.

Come on, you shitheaded fucking centaur...

What’s your point? Women are more attractive, they make more of an effort, or both? Who gives a damn? If you are just trying to ring up some points for your side in an imaginary gender battle royale, take a moment to consider how shallow and pointless that is.

C’mon, he’s wearing a sweater! Or, rather, a sweatervest. But, he’s still not topless!

Yes, an award winning television program written and produced by a journalist who worked in Baltimore for more than a decade. The show has been widely praised by many as being both compelling and accurate - it’s possible to be both. So, I highly doubt it’s only aim was to entertain, although it did do that very well.

Ironic, given that saying “no” to Bud Light has never prevented me from having a good time.

Does no one remember Tigerland? I thought he was pretty damn good in that...

Hah! I accidentally wandered into this chaos. I went to a Target that Sunday around 8:20 a.m. to buy a soccer ball. The parking lot was packed, which was strange, but I didn’t think anything of it.

That unicorn looks like it’s crop-dusting us with rainbow farts.

That fight certainly came out of left field.

I honestly think that even professionals can't intentionally shoot the ball the same way twice. Despite all the muscle memory involved in striking, the ball swerves, dips, and bounces with a will of its own sometimes. So, luck is definitely a factor in any shot.

I once heard that Tucker is actually incredibly liberal, but plays a conservative on TV for those sweet Red-state $$$s. Can anyone confirm?

How is that sexist? Help me out ‘cause I’m just not seeing it.

You’re neglecting the fact that “Drew”, the man who orchestrated the gang-rape according to Jackie’s account, does not seem to exist or that her own friends dispute key elements of her story.