I'm sure cooking well is not all that difficult. But, yes, it does seem pricey and, most importantly, time consuming and, thus, unsocial. As a bachelor, it makes more sense to spend my money at a bar, where the size of my apartment won't limit how many people I get to talk to that night, rather than dropping the cash…

Eh. I'm 28, but I have the dietary habits of a 5th grader if I'm not going out to eat: Sandwiches, cheese and crackers, baby carrots, soup, etc. Easy, single-serve kinda stuff because washing dishes sucks, you know?

Something tells me that this marriage won't hold up...

Y'all know it's Friday, right? It's Halloween, too. Both of you, calm the fuck down, have some candy, and enjoy the games this weekend.

Especially those goddamned nimbus clouds...

Meh. I feel like the average teenager can get to 20 in a week.

Plus, if you go hiking in South Texas, you could win a free trip to Mexico!!!

The Germans do have a long word for Mama June!

Bray¹

Thanks for the Beltre gif. I've missed him this October. Here's looking to 2015.

Are you trying to get a job at the Daily Mail? You'd fit right in.

Probabilties, probabilities. A quick Google search revealed that this company is complete trash.

...like peddling click-bait articles to fuel fleeting bouts of outrage while angling at feminist issues, except when called out for being blatantly hypocritical, at which point: "this is a gossip site, not a feminist site"?

¿qué dices?

Que?

Aww, c'mon, watch the movie. Hugh Jackman is great, as is Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter. Russell Crowe's singing is...odd at times. But, it's a fun flick, as far as musicals about revolutionaries go.

Hathaway as Fantine in Les Mis? Or as Selina Kyle in the Dark Knight Rises? Yes, please.

She's America's cheery, yet pensive girlfriend. She's dating all of us, whether or not we know it.

I'll just leave this here.

Good public speaking has a few key elements: Cadence, appropriate tone, and appropriate diction. "Like", uptalk, and nervous flurries of words are the main offenders. Clarity is not a gender issue.