Yep, and so do jetpacks. But, we don't see people zooming around with those now, do we?

Nothing says "sexy" like drunken haggling, right?

Exactly. That's the only way I can imagine this working for normal looking folks — as a deal closer, not an ice-breaker.

Are you kidding!?!? How does that work even once before jail sentences start getting tossed around?

That's what I was thinking. I mean, I've only seen this work in the movies - Bond flicks, specifically. So, I imagine a lot of these dudes walk away thinking "that was so Pierce Brosnan, I'm practically an honorary spy!"

Hah, "I'm like the Picasso of not getting any, but I think I'm moving into a Dali phase."

I really want to know if the "we just met, but here's my room number" approach has ever worked. I assume people wouldn't do it if it never works. But, then again, maybe these folks are just delusional enough to think "today might be the day when the ol' room key trick finally gets me laid!"

Exactly. I'd love to see the disdain for Richardson widened to include the entire industry, as well. The fashion business thrives on the power disparity between young, aspiring models and egomaniacal designers, photographers, executives, etc.

We made the same mistake. I should stop commenting while drunk. But, here we are.

Olive Branch: You're right. I don't know Penny Brown. She might be a fascinating individual with a variety of interests besides her DeviantArt exhibit. I apologize for insinuating that she is shallow or otherwise less than interesting.

And, by the way, the childhood aspirations of Ms. Brown are far more interesting to me than her 36O boobs.

Even Marilyn Monroe had an ethos of some intrigue. You, Ms. Brown, have nothing but surgically augmented boobs. You took a short-cut to what you thought would be person-hood. But, sadly, you're entirely mistaken about what makes a person.

Maybe, maybe not. You tell me, Ms. Brown.

Well, you write like a 36 O cup. Sorry, I was mistaken.

Hello, Ms. Penny Brown.

"Hi all! My breasts are a 36 O, now you don't have to ask. Also so you don't feel the need to ask (you will anyway.) My boobs are fake. In that they are surgically augmented."

Yes, that is a huge leap to make in thinking that those who are overly concerned with image and fashion are "substanceless flakes", as you say. Forgive me my common sense.

No points for style. She's supplanting image for personality.

Hell yes. Looks take a backseat to personality as far as I'm concerned.

Mental illness + female victim = clickbait? Don't hold your breath for that Pulitzer, you hack.