I guess you have nothing to add to the conversation then, troll.

You got lucky/born to the right family.

You got lucky/born to the right family.

Oh please, invalidate someone's feelings so others can do the same to you without remorse.

You're wealthy AND bragging?

As far as I can tell, most of us are focused on the absurd use of household income as the metric rather than something tailored to the individual, like wage per hour or median salary. Join us?

Household income as the metric really bothers me.

I think most guys share the same answer. Which side of the bed do you sleep on? Whichever side she tells me to.

"You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's [soul]. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in."

That is strange. Trying to sleep while facing a wall is not easy for me at all. It feels like I'm in a jail cell, somehow.

*Shrug*

I can't fall asleep face-to-face with people, either. Plus, there's nothing worse than getting a face full of hot, reeking morning breath. So, I'm right there with you on that one.

How quaint!

Only if you're not the one doing the murderin'.

I once dated someone who insisted that I sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door. She said that, if someone were to break in, I'd be between her and the intruder.

Tone trolling, tone policing - whatever you want to call it - has its purposes. I'm not Jack Nicholson over here saying "you gotta ask me nicely". I'm just saying that feminism has a huge PR problem and the aversion to "tone trolling" just might have something to do with it.

#notallwomen Look, missy, we know this already. You girls seriously need to grow the fuck up and stop whining every. single. fucking. time. a man posts about the reality we live in that it's Not All Women. We Fucking KNOW THAT. Better than you do.

How can you tell if someone's vegan?

It's right there in the name: Gentlemen's Quarterly. However you feel about that word, this really is a publication geared towards urbane, young professionals looking for style advice - hardly a publication that thrives on prurient interests.

If that happens, I just heard about a recently available running coach with a talent for recruitment who would be a promising candidate for the AD job.