Does anyone else get the feeling that Potter felt this up-and-comer, Aguero, was a potential threat to his gig?

But, but...that's tone policing! And, from what I've been told, tone policing is wrong and only serves to derail important conversations. Never mind the massive PR problem feminism has at the moment. That will sort itself out.

Exactly. The whole list is now defunct. I'll make my own, then:

I'm with you on this, big time.

I'm not going to lie, I'll probably download this, use it only when drunk with terrible results, grow either frustrated or bored with it, then delete it in a month or so. Then, after a couple of weeks, I'll download it again and restart the cycle.

I drink that quite often. Some consider a "girly" drink. Some consider it an old man's drink. But, the vast majority of bartenders I know just consider it an easy drink to make without any age or gender connotations.

Emotional repression, I guess.

Thank you for referencing John Lee Hooker instead of George Thorogood.

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

CTRL+F: "muffuletta" = nothing.

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You try to be a well-read, articulate person and then that kind of thing happens, you know? Incredibly embarrassing.

No worries. Here's an embarrassing fact to even the score: In high school, I pronounced "façade" like "fuh-kaid". It wasn't a once in a while thing either. I loved that word. I probably would have loved it even more if I had known the correct pronunciation.

I struggled with the decision to say this, but you typed "epigraph" instead of "epitaph".

I'm pretty sure you actually know this already, but "going yard" means hitting a home run in baseball.

I imagine there's a ton of OKCupid tropes for both men and women.

To be fair, a whoooole bunch of women have the Machu Picchu pics as well. They seem almost obligatory at this point.

"R-A-C...I-S-T"

Hey, folks, if you want to see your precious Jaxons and Haydens in a spelling bee final, maybe think about promoting education instead of ridiculing it while yelling about property taxes.

I believe "Self-Righteous-ade" is their preferred energy drink.