Eeesh. Well, at least you won't be short on entertainment for awhile if you're into dry humor.

Jesus, what a pitiful existence they must share. Is this shit their job? I mean, are they getting a salary for this, i.e., professional assholes?

Thanks for leaving them up there. Those were some absurd concern-trolling comments: "Oh, your poor husband! How he doesn't leave you right now, I'll never know, you monster." Ridiculous. People gotta vent and significant others are the best sounding boards.

I saw those posts. That was seriously fucked up and I'm sorry you had to put up with those responses.

Duly noted. Sorry about that. I honestly felt uncomfortable about that aside after publishing. But, I left it nonetheless — mostly because I suck at Kinja.

Ah, the elusive "Derp Shark".

I kinda figured it was just a marketing ploy. It can't be easy making a living in this legal market. Thanks for shedding some light on this.

The scariest thing is that these guys are almost destined to do something horrible. Like you said, therapy for these warped men - boys, really - would be a huge undertaking that they're not at all likely to seek out in the first place. So, hell, what can you do except hope that somehow they veer away from this rage…

I think her testimony was more compelling than his, so I can see how the panel came to their decision. But, you're right, this case is complicated, as are many alcohol facilitated sexual assault cases.

Fair enough. But, honestly, that bit about the changes going unpublished in the rulebook is small potatoes compared to some of his other allegations listed in the linked article: specifically the use of anonymous witness testimony and his claim that he was given insufficient opportunity to argue his case.

You're definitely not. If you like impartial justice, these type of panels should scare the hell out of you.

There's some actual due process concerns in his allegations as well. This is not just about the disclosure of potential penalties.

"But you can't touch them, no. 'Cause they're all fries. They're all fries."

I know she's all sorts of kooky, but when I look into those wistful eyes...I don't know, man, something stirs in my soul.

As a ginger in Texas, all I have to say is...

Dammit, you beat me too it. Next time, maybe.

This is the best chance the Mets have at increasing their runs.

D- comedy, try again.

Who is this? Even more than the fleeing octopus, this is my favorite "nope" gif.

Yay for Silver Linings!