pnmoriarty
Probably Not Moriarty
pnmoriarty

Yeah, why in the world are there so many people who enjoy driving but don’t enjoy this other thing that is not driving? Perhaps we’ll never know.

*sigh*

How do you not save the title Bad Boys 4 Life until the fourth movie!?! Come on Hollywood get your shit together. 

I’m hesitant to make this about Grand Tour when I’m looking forward to Top Gear again but...

It’s obviously battered fish.

Oh, that’s E A S Y!!! It’s uuuhhh.... erm....

Ahem.

But current owners actually can get 9K off. Not misleading to me.

I hereby propose all “NPOCP” listings from now on to be scored a Hoot:Loot ratio

And on its return, the alien AI controlling the spacecraft was quoted as saying “Wow, this Spanfeller guy is a real herb.”

If you’re buying a car with T-tops in the PNW, I assume you already own your own scuba gear.

Y’know, I want to say this isn’t plausible (since LN2 evaporates so fast I’d be surprised if anyone drinking something out of anything not a shotglass would actually consume any before it turned gaseous), but the fact that she had to go to the hospital and got a legit major surgery says...well okay then.

Any wet race with Senna in it.

I assume Henry has the aura of an adorable younger brother and is quite huggable.

Just a heads up on the Sambal Oelek, there are two different types of Sambal. One is with the gold wrapper that is used more as a cooking ingredient to add some nice fermented heat to your food. I use this stuff even in my sphagetti sauce for a lazy diablo pasta sauce. The other Sambal is the clear bottle. The clear

You are greatly underestimating the size, scope and resources of the Christian Dominionist movement in America.

“Uh... deal with it?” 

I think tiny hatchbacks and Miatas have these kind of accidents all the time. They’re just not worthy of the publicity. 6-7 figure hypercars, on the other hand, can’t go over a curb without it making the news. (and really, if one did make it over a curb unscathed it would be rather newsworthy...)

Fuck off

I wonder if the list was to help parents recognize apps that they might not necessarily recognize. So in your example, a parent might  know what Tinder is, but not know that Bumble (and Grindr and Skout and Badoo) are very similar apps.