Depends.  Are you trying to have traditional intercourse, or are you endeavoring to engage in “pups in a tub?”

That's a Euro step- Brexit style.

They also come in oddly specific designs. I chill my booze with a tiny ice Death Star, and it never fails to make me smile.

The judge was reported to have queried, “Tell us about your fantasy team,” but cut off the plaintiff’s response, slamming her gavel and shouting, “This case is closed!”

At last, we’ve found the true victims of Bowlen’s Green.

Good.  Now please for the love of all that’s holy, fix your Ottawa Senators avatar.  I swear that’s what it looks like, all the time, at first glance, it’s very off-putting.  Just change it, to anything else, and I won’t have to suppress a gag reflex every time I glimpse your byline.  Please.  I’m begging here.

Fuck these people.

Now the school bully who would shake down the smaller kids for lunch money will have a job after he flunks out of school.

Unfortunately, BIG HOSPITAL is a real thing that actually kills people.

And yet, at Blakeslee Stadium, still they played on.

Petterson had such a hot start this season, it reminds a bit of Ovechkin’s rookie season, Vancouver still has a bunch of work to do but this is the kind of spark they need before winning the President’s Trophy and subsequent first round exit to the expansion season Seattle Sockeyes, Vancouver will burn effigies of…

Well, it's time for the chinese to kidnap Eric.

Their offense is literally designed around a QB who Kaepernick backed up and then replaced, but I guess they’ve already substituted the Sanchez package and for some reason an error keeps popping up when they try to delete it.

How is it possible that the only sport more crooked than professional boxing is amateur boxing

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

This is what happens when Disney keeps making unwanted Live Action remakes.

In my opinion it’s very weird to pose the NBA’s strongly anti-labor cap-and-max system as being something people with pro-labor politics should support.

“He doesn’t eat meat, why isn’t there meat?”

6/ Must produce quality tweets like this:

I’m assuming the Kohler toilet ad that’s cropping up now is your fault, so please add digital marketing to your resume.