“The RunaBrownd. We’ve seen it. We’ve covered it.”

Just think of how awesome life has been for straight women EVER SINCE straight marriage was legalized.

I moved to New Hampshire last year and I think it’s great. I’m an hour from the beach, an hour from Boston, an hour from great skiing, hiking and camping in the mountains and lakes. I’m just outside of Manchester, which has a pretty cool shopping/dining/entertainment district.

2019 Lakers = Soup OR Team?

If I were the artist and he wanted his own name, it’d be very hard for me to not tattoo “Bonzo Lol”.

Right. He was just relying on that unwritten agreement worth potentially millions of dollars given where RG3 was in 2012. Never bothered getting it in writing.

Could be I am way off base, but unless he brings forth something pretty damn compelling he wouldn’t want me on his jury. And I would say that before finding out…

He’ll have to comb them first. 

Coincidentally, Lonely Master was 2/3 of my high school nickname.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

As a huge hocky fan, I’ll try to describe this in a way that makes sense because I know a lot of people don’t follow the sport closely:

“Right now, if you were to have a 5G phone attached to a 5G network functioning at peak speeds, what would that actually give you? You could probably download a ton of movies and music real quick,”

I appreciate you’re not being combative, but to hear that one can “disagree” with a sexual orientation is baffling to me. Might as well disagree with someone’s height, or their earlobe attachment.

it gets even worse at higher speeds. Most people drive faster than 65 on the highway and the disparities get greater between the 2

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

“While the two women and one of the players were in the bathroom...”

James Harden goes for 30+ points on 1/1 shooting...

The timeout must have worked, as the Spurs went on a 132-117 run after stopping the Wizards’ momentum.

If that tweet about Torts & Bob getting into it is true, I’m truly shocked. Torts always shows the upmost respect for his players.

Noah, Joakim: DNP (Too high to jump)