And, of course, they aren’t much use, because Nevada and Arizona aren’t all that far away, just like Chicago’s strict laws don’t matter, because you can literally see Chicago from Indiana.

Calling Crosby the cheapest, dirtiest player in the game is infusing the world’s blandest hockey dork with about 10x the personality he actually has.

Whatever works for you. My point is, there’s no reason to change the clock. The only things that should be changed are schedules.

The story also works with half the headline

The NCAA released a statement that the criminal charges against Bullock will have no effect on his amateur eligibility, because crime doesn’t pay.

Coworker: Triple-Extension died today.

Is the rising Fox star a thoughtful conservative or a right-wing troll?

I wondered what happened to her after she got fired from The Blaze.

Amazon’s advertising for season 3 of The Man in the High Castle is getting a little weird.

Fast forward to April 2019 when Jon Gruden is in the Raiders war room, going to his inner-circle for draft advice...

I, for one, can’t wait for him to get on Twitter/Facebook. The accessibility of social media is going to be a really cool thing for him to experience. So cool that he becomes addicted and crosses the street, while staring at his phone, and gets hit by a bus. 

Michigan State Successfully Conceals Threat Posed By Personnel

The best and funniest subplot of the Jason Tatum experience is Kobe vicariously trying to soak up his shine with thinkovating hashtaggery.

I’ve had my game library running on my SSHD for 3 years now without any issues. S.M.A.R.T. checks out ok and there are no signs of potential data issues. Though they say you can defrag an SSHD, I disable automatic defragmentation to ensure the SSD segment doesn’t get hosed. Assuming the SSHD isn’t used as a primary…

Been watching it since the late 60s. What happened here does NOT happen every time. Players hit each other. They do not pick up the other guy and thrown him down like WWE.

It does not happen five times a game where one player body lifts up another and body slams him like that.

You have the kernel of a good idea here. But this is the wrong situation to apply it to. This wasn’t “finishing a check.” Not even close. Finishing the check is checking him into the glass. Then lifting him up and throwing him down is much closer to an intent to injure.

See. That’s not the rule. It’s not a 4 minute penalty for high sticking it you bleed. It’s two minutes for high sticking, just like all the other minor penalties. If it draws blood, it’s two more. I don’t think that unreasonable but Im also a maple syrup chugging Canadian who grew up playing hockey so i admit my…

If you want a hot take about time management, try this one: if the game is tied inside 2:00 and you don’t have all your timeouts and you give up a pass that puts your opponent in field goal range, maybe don’t tackle the guy! Let him score. The odds of scoring again once you get the ball back can’t possibly be any…

It’s bad,  but what are you going to do? Not put up with the family of a guy who can give you 5/3/1 every single night?