A’s are not a small market team. It just appears that way because the billionaire that owns them is a cheap piece of shit.

Joke’s on you. Doing it on camera makes no difference.

See what happens when you ban wedgies? All the kids who deserved wedgies go wedgie free and then go on to do things like this.

Everybody’s trippin’

This country is facing a huge epidemic. Who the hell are all these kids claiming that priests molested them decades ago? Where is the police report? Clearly they or their loving parents would have reported it back then if this had really happened!

They certainly do strike me as a pair of Legitimate Businessmen.

I have a feeling that these fine upstanding gentlemen are not entirely unfamiliar with what to do with items of value that just happen to have fallen off the back of a truck.

Best part is the threat to show up at the pahk with the original bannah if the red sox try to use a “duplicate” of their own banner.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

It would be best to load him into a rocket pod and shoot him into the sun.... just to be on the safe side.

Yes, but the plants will be very racist.

Lol fuck no that would kill cockroaches

“LET’S LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM HANDLE THIS BEFORE WE RUSH TO ANY CONCLUSIONS”

“Fake shoes!" 

Putting together a Canadian Olympic hockey team is almost like putting together a US Olympic basketball team. There is only one acceptable outcome, you get little praise for achieving it, and if you fail you will be remembered forever. 

I think it’s perfect. The United States Constitution establishes 3 branches of government, all with checks and balances - the executive, legislative, and judicial branches. Then, there’s the athletic department, which mostly operates above and to the left of the law, free from any kind of restraint or regulation,…

It’s been getting pretty much worse and worse since they nailed me to a cross.

He has 500 PIMs in his career. At that level you are eligible for a meetngreet with the owner. 

Marissa Alexander got 20 years for firing a warning shot into a wall to scare off her abusive husband and no one was injured. But if convicted on a manslaughter charge Bad Eyesight Becky here might do like 5. Thoughts & Prayers

“The guy who ruined the subway”