At one point, Clay Travis was a coworker to the entire staff of Deadspin. So, kudos to them for not brawling in the office.

Haha. Stupid bike riders. Fuck them.

Here, fine, fuck you

It’s those damn Obamacare death panels! We need to give more Alzheimers patients guns so they can protect themselves from the gubment! 

“As the Dallas News reports, investigators later found out the shots had come from a nearby nursing home.”

87% of statistics are made up anyways.

What can be heard on the highlights video doesn’t reflect the values or beliefs of the young man that I’ve come to know.

He’s the guy who tells his wife he’s headed next door to break up the high school party but ends up drinking a beer and telling the football players about all the “crazy shit” he got up to when he was their age.

The obvious ones seem to always happen when an offensive player is on  his way to the ground after being engaged with a different defensive player.  Pretty much, the ones where defensive players are taking cheap headshots at guys who are 95% tackled. 

They come in illegally from Indiana, you fucking putz. Go unfasten your lips from Sarah Huckabee’s lowest hanging teat.

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

Racy McRacistface

I live in Indianapolis and am a born & raised Hoosier. It’s completely unfair to make generalizations about the entire state. My best friend is a not-racist & I even dated a girl once who wasn’t racist...my parents completely supported that, too!

“This is a personnel and legal matter pertaining to a disgruntled employee.”

I’ve used roll up covers for years... I’ve never had one shrink (the oldest one got was 7 years old) and I’ve never had an issue with dirt/grim getting into the “mechanism”.  What mechanism are you even talking about, it’s velcro.  The only time is when really fine mulch works its way into the velcro hairs... easily…

By the time I was 15, I had a six pack.  Just about every day. 

died in St. Petersburg due to complications from pneumonia

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

Crutchfield FTW.  I’ve put in two aftermarket HU’s cars with their products and help.  They are first class. 

Maybe tomorrow we’ll find out that the only guy in ZZ Top without a beard is named Frank Beard.