Not as bad as the time the band finished a tour of the Far East and he was all, “They were all yelloooooooooooow.”

I COMPLETELY RELATE

He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

He’s kinda like the Bible like that....

I love it when a scrappy, heady, overachiever shows the grit to take it to a flashy, athletic, instinctive gloryboy.

I notice you’re arbitrarily limiting your sample size to the period after LeBron carried a bunch of absolute shit teams to the conference finals and Finals year after year after year. Huh.

isn’t philip rivers like the only bright spot of that garbage team? just go, man. i don’t think they’re going to cut you.

If only he was a white quarterback with a nickname, then he could just sign 5000 autographs for fre... damn, almost got that out without cracking... NCAA plays favorites and likes nothing more than taking down players willing to take them on publicly.

This is sick lol. Not only does the NCAA not want him to make money playing football. They don’t want him making money period. They want to make sure he’s firmly sucking on mammy’s teet. Fuck the NCAA and the slave ship they rode in on.

With a subtext of, if you want my brain and my knees, you gotta pay me more.

If every term is usurped by some theoretical group without being eventually reclaimed back into the zeitgeist, then I supposed you’d be correct.

Late to the game, Michael. There already is a mace that repels women (women of all colors.)

This is the White House communications director

“College athletes shouldn’t be paid because they get a free education.”

Rather than a dish towel, put the person who only partially unloads the dishwasher in with the next load of dishes. This should solve the problem.

+1 Grab me another cold one

They didn’t even buy splinter.news

So... splinter.com is just a placeholder landing page for some domain squatter somewhere. I’m sure whoever owns it isn’t just giving it away, but you’re telling me that Univision couldn’t afford to sink some money into obtaining it? splinternews.com was the best they could do?

I got here as soon as I could.