This is the saltiest take in the history of salty takes. Bravo!

This is the moment he catches the throw. His body is positioned outside the base path with his left foot just barely intruding.

Probably that he’s got a 4.86 ERA, is rocking a .3 WAR and is statistically probably their worst starter. If he dies, he dies.

Eh, I’d say there’s still a lane to the foul side of the plate. Anyway, the throw beat the runner, so the catcher is allowed to position himself however he wants.

If there was an option on the list to swap a full-size spare for 32lbs of weed I’d probably take the hit, so to speak

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

I’m kind of hoping he excels at baseball so I can laugh at the fact he wasted most of his athletic prime trying to play professional football.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Certainly not any of his girlfriends.

I think he’s both

“I’m bigger, therefore I have the right of way, always.”

More of an existential threat when coming from Magic.

No one is more patriotic than the black folks who fight for this country, knowing damn well this country will not fight for them.

It’s almost like maybe she shouldn’t be at the biggest tennis event of the year mere weeks after she killed a man.

Why should anyone listen to you when you’ve killed at least as many people as Charles Manson has. You monster.

Why is Venus so upset? Police didn’t say she was at double fault.

Glad the announcers afterwards let us know how much she’s suffering for having killed a man. How about the widow? Oh wait she’s not part of the incestuous world of tennis journalism. That Venus though, this has made her sad, sad, sad.

She now joins OJ Simpson, Matthew Broderick, Laura Bush, Bruce Jenner, Don King, Rebecca Gayheart, Brandy, and John Landis on the list of celebrities who have killed more people than Charles Manson.

“I was really fucking good at kicking a ball, I’m probably the best person to comment on geopolitics.”