Read the incidence differences in allergies and respiratory disorders and cardiovascular disease between dog owners and not. Science FTW as well, just with more meaningful end points!

I’ve started a letter writing campaign to the White House appealing to Trump’s vanity. The key is to just keep mentioning how the BBC is kicking our ass and making America look weak. Use buzzwords like Make PBS Great again. Remind him that PBS has dogshit rating compared to the BBC and he can re-establish American…

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

If you’re so firmly conservative that your mind goes immediately to “ESPN’s liberal agenda is killing them!”, you are likely a strong supporter of Fox News. If you have Fox News, you have cable. And if you have cable...you’re paying ESPN like $80 a year even if you never touch the channel.

ESPN lost money because it was too liberal. Therefore, it’s cutting people from baseball, hockey and college football, sports that are too liberal.

Um yeah, they were pretty liberal about spending money on exclusive TV rights to events.

I think you’d be surprised to find out that most 20 somethings loved Crash.

I don’t believe that the true numbers of animals that die from airline flights is reported. It may be agreed-upon silence for settlements, but I’ve heard so many nightmare death stories that I really just wouldn’t trust an airline with a live animal in the cargo-hold.

You know that most of that money comes from Mayer being a shareholder right? It is her stock that is getting her that payout.

I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed my outing at the Chip n’ Puttato.

I will take that shit into consideration next time

I know were all cheering on Clarke Macarthur, but if you just missed 2 years with concussions, realistically you have no business playing playoff hockey. One high hit and his brain is never healing. Sorry to be so pessimistic Clarke.

“His parents grudgingly signed the forms, and McSorley travelled just across the B.C. border to Blaine, Wash., to enlist in the U.S. army, which was accepting anyone who came through the door.”

Agreed. Some old cars are just old, and some never become classics. I suspect this is one of them.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

To be fair, if I was built like Sage Northcutt I might never wear a shirt again.

Sprinkle in productive seasons from vets like Mike Fisher Underwood and Douchebag James Neal

The Tick is already out and it’s weird. It’s not charming like Patrick Warburton’s Tick.

I saw more of this posted on tumblr. Someone actually reported her to ICE for this. Her reaction was essentially “jokes on you, I’m a citizen”

I had basically the same experience. Our high school cancelled Latin while we were still taking 101 and they sent us an email that said, “Peremptalia classes Latine tua sumus,” but none of us could read it. So we were surprised a week later when our friends started MySpacing us to say our classes were being…