The Flames were Getzlaf’d in Game 1, unlucky in Game 2, they crapped away game 3, and pulled their goalie after five minutes for letting in a howler in Game 4.

Sometimes they are appropriate though..

No, some are funny

I know Sirens wasn’t an amazing show, but it was quirky fun. I watched it as it aired and I still miss Billy.

He did it in front of the mirror so it was actually 61:3 nhoJ

God, Boston fans are the fucking worst. I made a little joke about Brady’s diet being bland and tasting bad and you have to tell me he has more superbowls than me? Seriously? Fuck you so hard.

After winning the Australian Open at the end of January, Williams hasn’t played a single match, pulling out of Indian Wells and the Miami Open

She needs a new doctor. Knee injuries generally don’t progress like that.

“Why buy this $600k house when you can go mudding next door and buy it for $400k instead?” —Freddie Hernandez, NMLS #42069

No, you got it wrong. There’s only one set of footprints because Sand people always ride single file, to hide their numbers.

I just stuck a post it note of a star on the wall for you.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

Oh and the Capitals traded Filip Forsberg for Martin Erat. Let that sink in for a bit.

This right here. I respect Big Z for everything he’s done but it’s time to hang em up.

1.) It’s an illegal hit to the head, which in the supposedly concussion conscious NHL, is a point of emphasis.
2.) As to “less important” it’s because it’s overtime, in a NHL playoff game. Officials should never be part of the game story. They don’t want to be part of the story. So while they don’t put the whistles…

Chara has been shown wanting this year. He’s lost a step and can’t make up for it by being scary as shit to look at. The Bruins will most likely let him play out next year, but he can’t be on the 1st D line. Guys are just dancing around him and he is taking terrible penalties. Time to retire.

Some angry Bruins fans threw trash onto the ice, and one even tried to swipe Dennis Wideman’s stick on his way into the tunnel:

Unfortunately for the Bruins, the ref crew had stayed up all night binging on Wahlberg movies, and still had a bitter taste in the mouths come game time.

Drop bears.