Kobe probably should have been courting him at breakfast.

I will never get tired of this reply.

It was about ethics in gaming journalism.

Yeah, the oppression olympics. I don't play that game. But what I can do is mentally multitask by considering more than one issue at the exact same time. It's a trick my mama taught me.

it's like the troll I foolishly/futilely engaged with on twitter

I don't know how much better it makes it if it's Christina Aguilera singing "she's got a booty like a Cadillac but I can put you into overdrive"?

but but but what if you imagine that the lady marmalade ensemble is singing it????

#sadbrogate

Dudes were sad about the dwindling ethics in gaming journalism, I guess.

This sounds like the shittiest group of bro lawyers to ever start a fantasy football league.

sounds like a group of guys not above collusion... I wouldn't want to be their commish either.

And the cop who killed Eric Garner got off too. This is a good day to be a rapist or murderer.

I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...

That couldn't possible have been any more accidental than the line about "you can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!" was.

And that's the genius of the joke, it plays both ways equally well. Like a picture of a vase that turns into two heads who are actually rapists.

Tina Fey grew up in Upper Darby, PA. Her parents still live there. Upper Darby is a very short drive away from Temple University, where Bill Cosby was on the board until literally yesterday. Andrea Constand, the woman who filed the lawsuit he settled 10 or so years ago, worked at Temple. Makes sense to me that she…

I believe it. The thing about 30 Rock is a lot of the jokes have an absurd number of layers, and the show's never been shy about sacred cows. Few sitcoms would have the balls to make their main character racist, let alone make it a running joke.

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.

They should suspend him without pay.