The original story last year gave us one of the all-time jaw-dropping comments. Read it if you dare.

Do you like how I had like so many randomly placed parentheses in that comment? I'm employing the Miley Cyrus art project school of comment replying in this instance.

Black Diamond and Black Pearl

#Notallwhitepeople

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

Crush level: Knope.

Yes, finally another Superhero tv show.

People who slow down on roads to gawk at accidents are also curious. That doesn't give their curiosity some kind of moral weight.

It's called emotional abuse. It's against the law.

You're focusing on the most salacious and most victim blaming aspect of the case. It doesn't matter what this contract said, and if the police or the woman don't want to share all of its terms, you'll have to live without knowing.

Aside from the obvious health implications, it's even more terrifying when you think of the way that your emotions are controlled by blood sugar levels. One of my best friends is diabetic, and it is very noticeable from the way she acts if she is low or high. He literally, to some extent, had control over the…

She didn't actually agree, she was abused into agreeing. That is different.

Because abusers know how to pick there victims. Believe me, the grooming started long before he pulled out that contract for her to sign.

I'm no lawyer but I'm willing to bet "Slave Contracts" are not actually legally binding so the terms don't really matter do they?

One of the most fun things was realizing that you could wedge the warthog between a rock and the side of the hill on the way up to where the hunters are and actually climb on top of the geography and run around the upper part of the island. You had to wedge it just right, and then jump off the hood to get up there but…

Fans of the game won't be disappointed because there are no fans of the game. It came out, some people played it, some may even have enjoyed it. But that was in 2007 and no one has given it a second thought since... since this movie.

I don't know, around the "You're an Account Manger" line I probably would have hung on just to see what was coming next. You can't even be mad at this shit, it's too fun watching him crash and burn.

Thanks! I hope you'll still think I'm reasonable even though I think there are tons of reasonable people in the comments saying things I agree with. (And a few who are missing the point, but aren't there always?)

Even as a nickname for 'generically spooky place', the fact that they didn't GET why a woman would feel uncomfortable around something called a Rape Room— or offer to explain it, or change the nickname— that speaks volumes.

God, it's like men can't even joke about brutally terrorizing people anymore! Why you gotta ruin all their fun? Get a sense of humor ladies, gosh.