Spike strips can’t melt steel beams.

and even I know that the power position in a handshake

I was just thinking about that weird arm pulling thing he does. Is this some alpha-male business thing from the 80's? That’s not how adults shake hands in the real world.

Babe: Pig in the City

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ahem.

and reward players who place highly on ladder

Agreed. Arcade mode was a blessing for those of us who are not Try Hards.

What if? He could’ve been a “total” dick rather than just a regular dick?

I regret that I have but one star to give you for this.

Also, do a J. Jonah Jameson impersonation the entire time.

This is good Kinja.

Taking the time to comment on reporting on a comment section. What a hobby.

Meanwhile, Symmetra, the most Fair and Balanced character after her revamp, will continue to steamroll on offense, defense, and everything else.

McCree/Reaper. Or McCree/Hanzo. But definitely our favorite cowboy.

Actually, they are all going to turn out to be gay. All of them. Gay gorilla. Gay cyborg cowboy. Gay robot monk. Gay gay gay.

and its superior antecedent, Battle Royale 

I am as big a fan of Biden as the next guy, memes and all, but Biden’s run for president before, and it didn’t go well then either.

It’s what killed my love of pro wrestling. They’re literally ruining their bodies for a few years on TV.