“I’ll have one hot take, extra edgy.”

are we gonna do gay things and quote Jurassic park the whole time?

I’m comfortable with this. My brothers-in-law and I have been playing the hell out of Overwatch, and while I’ll never be a top-tier player (I do not have the skill, nor do I have the time to develop that skill as a function of the rest of my life), I’d like to think that I and my little band of merry men are good…

People take a shit load of pictures. Big deal.

I’m white, blonde, and 5'7". When I was in Hong Kong, people took pictures with and of me nearly every day, as if I were an animal on display in a zoo. It was never in bad spirit, though. I was just something different than they were used to seeing.

We chose the same face/beard combo!

wasn’t there a plan to use the Shuttle’s ET boosters as a station?

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

Watching those Bastions shred themselves like....

A game starring Norman Reedus with his Norman Feetus

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

Best I could do on short notice....

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Surprised in an article mostly talking about Keemstar there was no mention of that time he completely got it wrong about a 60+ year old Runescape Twitch player and made him cry on camera when people came in to harass him. Spoilers: it wasn’t him and the guy he thought he was is still in jail.

I would be OK with this.

Here is what Foster’s supporters are saying fwiw

I don’t understand how him disagreeing makes him an asshole, but calling him an asshole for disagreeing is totally acceptable.