It’s a mature reading of the situation that relies on nuance to make its point.

For added realism, it’s going to stop working after new year’s.

nah

Which movie is that and why is Jim Carrey blue?

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

jesus u seem like ur all aboard the train to hatersville lol. Imagine it like this: your friend makes a weird remark about formation out of literally nowhere that might be racist, might not, you’re just kind of like, “um, wtf? Why did you make that joke? What is the joke even?” and then he responds, “I just meant I…

The Revolution, like Saturn, devours its own children.

I’ve never said I’m a perfect person, nor pretended to be someone I’m not.

Obviously, she should just grab him by his pussy.

Oh.

“Happy birthday, my son.”

I picked a hell of a week to debate Hillary Clinton.

Yes, why not reinvent another game feature that currently works just fine? The constant reminders that this game has no way of reaching its ever loftier goals has left me in a fowl mood.

I look kinda like that when I try to stop my kids from putting Oreos in the shopping cart.

Maybe just an even mix of both, ergo we’ll just call it Snackers.

So we’re not going to talk about:

The Dark Army is causing the brownouts to force E-Corp to bring in additional UPSes so that the explosion will be larger.

I thought the characters have ended up exactly where they were supposed to and it was the great ending of their arcs this season.

...observe how healthily —how calmly I can tell you the whole story...