Jesus H. Cristol! Harumph complain harumph complain! I hate it! It looks dumb! I’m disappointed!

Galactic Rhapsody

Dude—have a Snickers.

When the top thread is a guy literally telling all of Jezebel about the boner he’s popped after graphically describing his preferred sex acts to a fawning female audience...aww yiss that’s great feminist discourse.

I really liked this piece — I think it does a good job of bringing out some nuances around trying to be a good, diligent partner. That said, I really need to point out some trends in the comments section that are representative of what happens in every comments section on the topic of sexual behavior.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

Oh no, science facts on a science blog! Can’t have that now!

Thank god you are not a doctor. Viral infections do not follow a fairness doctrine and neither does your immune system. For vaccines that require boosters, your logic would leave children unprotected between doses. For vaccines in general, I hope you don’t think viruses will wait until you get around to administering…

“Lemme guess, you got all this information after ten minutes of googling?”

For fuck snakes