Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

When MY Los Angeles Kings won their first cup in 2012, I was 34 and my two kids (10 and 7) were sitting right next to me. And I fucking bawled like a baby and they still make fun of me about it. But they still laught about 2014 when I ran outside screaming and babbling gibberish like a crazy person. My daughter swears…

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Are you sure Hawaii is part of the United States? A very reliable source seems to think there is some language barrier at play here:

Wiring, in my experience. The conservatives I grew up around craved (and still crave) certainty. “I know how things work, and that’s all I need to know.” Anything that threatens that certainty is to be rejected.

You might find this amusing- Mitchell and Webb skit on the original telling of the parable of the Good Samaritan.

Eventually all things merge into one and an oil/gas developing company runs through it. I am haunted by this administration.

My head-canon tells me that he is about to be carried away for crimes against humanity. Shh. Don’t fuck up my wonderful internal fantasy life. Caity Lotz and Gal Gadot are wrestling each other in their superhero outfits while I enjoy a 25 year old Glenlivet with a cube of iceberg ice in it.

That only works if you are the boss skiers/instructors from your ski area in Michigan that used to be a landfill and move to Aspen in order to be so extreme.

I’m going to be candid here, Kitties: Your post has me fully erect.

If you read this all in the Bane voice, it actually works pretty well.

Utterly opposite end of America. :)

The question of “what are these kneeling players protesting” has been answered over, and over, and over again—and should’ve been eye-bleedingly obvious to anyone paying even a modicum of attention, even without Kaepernick et. al. providing an explanation.

I’m the son of two law enforcement officers; I admit up front…

We also need to have young kids play 5-a-side on smaller pitches. USA doesn’t have the ball skill that other countries do (see our midfield) because children play on full-size pitches. So they are not forced to develop good ball skills. Too much space on the pitch = no need to work in space. Seems to correlate to our…

My son’s DA team played against LAFC and it was filled with inner city black kids. And those kids play for free. When they get to high school they will be training like LA Galaxy does which is the way Barca trains. They play in the morning, go to class, train at lunchtime, go to class and then do stuff in the evening.

I can totally understand that tweet. Those Hawks/Kings games ruined my stomach lining. But it was worth it, though.

That is only correct because Bob Miller retired.

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Also: playoff hockey is the most intense thing in sports and will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way if you have a rooting interest. Every single fucking second can be ecstasy or disaster.