I usually enjoy your contributions to deadspin discussions, that said...it’s fucking Rec soccer they’re obviously talking about here. 8yrs olds? I coach my kids (u8, 2 years of u10, now u12) only cause the program director guilts me into it by saying they won’t be able to field the team otherwise. I. DON’T. FUCKING.…

The easiest, most helpful quote/tip you can teach a young/new player: when in doubt, kick it out. I swear, youd think the touch line is lava the way that kids stay away from it. But once they realize that they can just boot it away from danger and force the other team to take a throw in and lose their attacking…

Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

When Laracque says he’s “surprised the NHL didn’t make a stand,” I’m sure he means it in the “surprised-but-not-surprised-at-all” sense of the word. The last time the League took an overt stand on anything political, Montreal reacted with the Richard Riots. The NHL - as a league - prefers to work in the shadows, and…

I bet she gives a mean handjob. Dry, thumb down, they way god intended.

I feel like this video is an accurate portrayal of #VeteransTwitter

If you’ve never seen the one he gave after the Penn State scandal hit you should find it. It might be his most powerful piece.

This is a poor video of it, but was the first I could find:

Let’s just go ahead and get the inevitable angry-white responses out of the way.

this hit will get Goldy a second appearance in the all-time mascot vs kids highlight real - still well behind Blue though.

Because it should be seen and heard:

Kind of a tricky punishment to execute on an AL pitcher.

I remember seeing a documentary about something very similar to this growing up. A dude went to pick up his (undocumented) cousin at his job in East LA and had forgotten his wallet, so he got deported with everyone else that got rounded up. Down in Mexico, he ended up teaching a bunch of Chinese immigrants how to fit…

Well, you have the brand new Barca Academy starting up in Casa Grande, and Real Salt Lake was there until bringing their academy operation home this year. There are several DA clubs in the upper midwest, a handful Colorado, a bunch in Texas, and a few others scattered around the middle of the country. We’ve gone from…

Oh, you’re not familiar with Maricopa County, I take it? The entire reason he continued to get elected sheriff was because of the old white retiree community called Sun City. They love him, there, and will gladly welcome him home when all this is over.

As a bicultural person I have some first hand experience with code switching. There are norms and ways that certain cultures (and it is also fairly regional) have. Being at my white family’s events is very different than my Mexican family events. Having a AfAm only event is to create a space where people can be…

Now look here you godless liberal people. President Jesus wrote about all this in the American Bible Constitution. Fucking LOOK IT UP if you don’t believe me.

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

I’m going in to take a nap. When I wake, if the money’s on the table, I’ll know I have a partner. If it isn’t, I’ll know I don’t.

Dear lord, the wife’s Mom’s Group. It’s like being a polygamist with none of the benefits.