“lesson here, dont leave guns in your house hold.”

Cost of dropping 1 MOAB - Millions of dollars.

“Fuck this world. No, fuck humanity.”

If only the internet as we know it had existed back in the early 80's. My grandmother threw out my uncle’s baseball card collection, containing cards from the early 60's through late 70's. Had she known the value of them, they might not have ended up in a landfill. 

“The big problem with Microsoft Word and malware is that the files are so ubiquitous, there’s a good chance someone will get duped into opening the file.”

“After years of horror, the pictures of suffering children even got through to our president’s cold heart.”

“What tone does it convey except for the factual conveyance of information? People were gassed and people were bombed”

“This week alone, people in Syria have been gassed and then bombed.”

You say that as if adoption isn’t an option.

“literally eat the sun”

“In the fall, undergrad students who attend State University of New York or City University of New York schools will be eligible for the Excelsior Scholarship if their families earn no more than $100,000 a year.”

“That’s it, journalism is dead.”

Typo. I take it you’ve never made one before.

If you’re going to be a grammar Nazi, don’t half-ass it.I should have have said “perjured himself”, not just “perjured”.

“Ah, the Republicans. Paragons of of virtue, restraint, and family values, up until the point you finally catch them with their pants down.”

“Hes still a shit president”

Well, seeing that Assad gassed over 1300 people back in 2013 and the Obama admin sat on its hands, I’d say that knowing the current US president is willing to act is a pretty good deterrent against further use of chemical weapons.

“Why does it have to be a progressive assumption?”

“He’s done for.”

“And his supporters will eat it up.”