I got into a argument on Gawker with a guy who had a problem with nursing home staff eating at the family cafeteria. He thought it was a "needless extravagance" that could be pared down. I explained that you want someone who takes care of your aging grandma to be in his/her best condition. Wonder where that dude is…

Sorry but this is a load of bullshit, and the people who are defending this idiot are sticking their heads in the sand about trans issues. The fact is that most cis models are tall and thin with narrow hips, and pretending like it's a problem when all of sudden trans women with the same fucking body features enter the…

I'm not sure if they are any dumber...

Legalize it.

I'm a bisexual black man and I'm not going to lie, I teared up a bit when I read that. I always feel a twinge of pride when a black man comes out. I know how hard it is, particularly in black culture, to even acknowledge that you're different. Out black men in prominent positions are a big fucking deal.

Oh this is amazing. I want to embrace the antichrist! The fluffy, widdle antichrist.

Oh my god, people who see end-of-times signs everywhere are SO FUNNY! It is so terrific that he's 100% serious.

My 11 year old son is THE BIGGEST football fan in the world. The ENTIRE world. He knows every stat for every team, every player. Everything. He became eligible to play tackle football last year and I made up every excuse in the book as to why he couldn't play. Much to his disappointment, he went back for that one,…

I really don't understand why every single place has to be child-friendly now. Can there be SOME places where adults can expect to be able to go and be away from children? Is that so horrible? That's not saying your child is horrible, or disgusting, or needs to die. Just that we should still be able to have SOME…

Dude, Jennifer Lawrence is great. She's an amazing actress and has a wonderful personality. Lupita should be getting more roles, I absolutely agree - but we don't have to take down one great woman to bring up another.

When my bearded (in an unintentional Bear way), gun-toting, Duck Dynasty watching, straight brother-in-law demands that we all go to Julia's for a La Faux show because Jinx Monsoon will be there and he "fucking loves Jinxx Monsoon!" I know that RuPaul's Drag Race is doing something RIGHT.

But how late of bedtimes are we talking? 9pm? 10pm? What about people in different time zones?

Rockettes?

Forever alone...

Given the way penguins store food and hold eggs on their feet, can they just act as their own U-hauls after the second date?

Such an underrated film, the best of Hepburn's by far, IMO. And Kay Thompson is the bomb.

Like he steals his mummified placenta from the mantel next to his participant awards for chess and synchronized water yoga and eats it after roasting over a chemical laced fire made from reusable shopping bags that used to be 10 plastic bottles? And it tastes just like teriyaki chicken flavored tempeh?

How am I supposed to both eat my placenta AND leave it attached to my kid for a week?? Do I just nibble here and there while it's attached? You just can't win.