I got into a argument on Gawker with a guy who had a problem with nursing home staff eating at the family cafeteria. He thought it was a "needless extravagance" that could be pared down. I explained that you want someone who takes care of your aging grandma to be in his/her best condition. Wonder where that dude is…

Sorry but this is a load of bullshit, and the people who are defending this idiot are sticking their heads in the sand about trans issues. The fact is that most cis models are tall and thin with narrow hips, and pretending like it's a problem when all of sudden trans women with the same fucking body features enter the…

I know it's been said so many times but it must be repeated:

I'm not sure if they are any dumber...

Hobbittessesss, we hates them, we do. My Precioussss....

Legalize it.

I'm a bisexual black man and I'm not going to lie, I teared up a bit when I read that. I always feel a twinge of pride when a black man comes out. I know how hard it is, particularly in black culture, to even acknowledge that you're different. Out black men in prominent positions are a big fucking deal.

Back in MY day ...

Oh this is amazing. I want to embrace the antichrist! The fluffy, widdle antichrist.

Oh my god, people who see end-of-times signs everywhere are SO FUNNY! It is so terrific that he's 100% serious.

My 11 year old son is THE BIGGEST football fan in the world. The ENTIRE world. He knows every stat for every team, every player. Everything. He became eligible to play tackle football last year and I made up every excuse in the book as to why he couldn't play. Much to his disappointment, he went back for that one,…

Before you approach it as a psychological disorder, you should first understand Korea's culture of plastic surgery. Most women get eyelid surgery to make their eyes appear bigger. Some get surgery on their jaw line to make it appear sharper and some even get nose implants to have larger noses. Feminism isn't quite to…

I really don't understand why every single place has to be child-friendly now. Can there be SOME places where adults can expect to be able to go and be away from children? Is that so horrible? That's not saying your child is horrible, or disgusting, or needs to die. Just that we should still be able to have SOME…

Dude, Jennifer Lawrence is great. She's an amazing actress and has a wonderful personality. Lupita should be getting more roles, I absolutely agree - but we don't have to take down one great woman to bring up another.

When my bearded (in an unintentional Bear way), gun-toting, Duck Dynasty watching, straight brother-in-law demands that we all go to Julia's for a La Faux show because Jinx Monsoon will be there and he "fucking loves Jinxx Monsoon!" I know that RuPaul's Drag Race is doing something RIGHT.

With a quick edit, I made the footage even better:

But how late of bedtimes are we talking? 9pm? 10pm? What about people in different time zones?