That's ok. Mine would say, "Karen passive aggressively throws your stuff in your room, because the idea of clutter makes her skin crawl. Karen also comes with two deaf cats that she shaves to prevent hair from getting everywhere."

Thank god I am married. If I had to make this ad it would say things like " Elizabeth will pretend that you're not there when really into her book!" "Elizabeth not only cleans the kitchen she will tell you how to do it too!" "Seriously, don't ever touch her food!"

Is Lauren in graphic design or advertising? If not, Lauren is obviously Quite Modest and not Overly Dramatic at all, so I'm sure Lauren would never create Roommate Drama.

Bill de Blasio for mayor! Christine Quinn = Bloomberg Lite.

I've always said that if municipalities like this claim that they want to not be part of the greater republic, then so be it. Cut them off from all services and tax benefits. Give them nothing. Hell, put up checkpoints on the roads that they have to cross to even get into the US. And if any of them crosses…