Nigeria, a country where you can go to jail for up to 14 years for consensual same-sex relations, but where a grown man can marry a female child.

Dear Lindsey, I'd like to introduce you to your future...

The saddest part, for me at least, is that a 39 year-old, seemingly educated woman had her daddy try and fix the problem.

I was once asked by a customer if she could have the steak tartar well done.

My mother and I had an absurdly close relationship (yes, we were friends and really did have fun together) and talked on the phone usually every other day. My father? Not so much. Now that it's just him, well, twice a month. On a Sunday for probably ten minutes. He's often sarcastically referred to as The Great…

What's worse than this narcissist spouting her garbage (I don't completely blame her, she's a pretty vessel with nothing in it, manufactured by the powers at MTV) is Mr. Bravo himself, the bootlicking whore of our modern day Babylon.

Quick question, is a man with his long hair in a ponytail wearing a manytail? Or is it, you know, just a guy with long hair in a ponytail? Maybe we should just make things clear and say that only woman can have long hair, worn in many styles, and only men shall have short hair, above the ear, parted to the left.…

Unfortunately this is more common than people realize. My mother was raped in her nursing home, but nothing could be done due to the fact that she had dementia related to early-onset Alzheimers and not only lost the ability to speak but to communicate in any manner. Two male aides were fired, but nothing could be…

"1. Three ice cubes in each toilet of your house."

You also don't do your job on the national stage, which every NFL player must, given its status as a national sport. Players are also under intense scrutiny during draft season, and every aspect of their lives is fodder for journalists and couch potatoes alike. He most probably got wind of some predatory stories…

Naomi Campbell a bully? You mean the woman who used her cell phone as a weapon? The woman who was able to turn her community service into a fashion shoot? The person whose mere name sends shivers of fear down the backs of...well, everyone, actually bullied some wannabe? I'm shocked, SHOCKED at this news.

Actually he's not. Check out his channel on youtube. Joe from Joe.My.God does regular updates about this guy.

When will people stop listening to Barbara Walters? She's always been a celebrity ass-kisser and social climber with no real ethics at all. How she's garnered such an amount of power and respect is beyond me.

i've said it here before, but i guess i need to say it again....

nope, he honestly believes in that shit. check out his channel, if you can stomach the hate and crazy, it's rather amusing...

puppies....now i want to get shitfaced on crappy beer

Yeah, you know what's really going to be destroyed? Your soul. You may see puppies, horsies and love, but others see...the antichrist!!

Sunglasses, year round; I favor bright hues, patterned and splattered...I like a party on my face (read into that what you will). Winter, scarves; same philosophy with the glasses. T-shirts, I have too many, but always want more.

Yeah, because haute-couture is clearly made with work day attire in mind...

So, wait...Jezebel is in the business of slut shaming now? Because that's how I read this; that expressing one's sexuality in a manner that is safe, consensual and isn't harmful to anyone involved is a reason to be mocked. I know this is an attempt at humor, but if the genders were swapped there would be a whole…