Seems like he's trying to elevate his trade value by showcasing his backdoor slider.

I, for one, think that Qatar got robbed. It looks like Russia's winning bid only cost them a soccer ball.

Tony Dungy's Deal With It!™ Draft Checklist
Prospect: Michael Sam

Remember kids, you can't spell "Tony Dungy is a close-minded homophobe, a two-faced situational liar, and a conveniently pious hypocrite" without "Tony Dungy."

I feel we need former SEC QB Jared Lorenzen to weigh in on this issue.

I think I'm pacing myself pretty well. Since I started my Ultramarathon in 2006, i've only run about 4 miles.

Unlike any other year in recent memory, it's like everyone in the peloton has a substantial shot... like every other year in recent memory.

This tattoo is so lifelike, it also turns the other way when Eric Devendorf smacks a woman around.

As much as I love the writing style of Laurie Cox, I unfortunately don't have the opportunity to frequent her blog as much as I'd like to. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Unfortunately, as you might not be aware of, there is more than one time zone on this great Earth of ours. And this blog appears to…

The floor is yours, Representative Bayless

My girlfriend's surprise announcement last Friday that she planned to return to her mother's house from my apartment offers important lessons for thank the fucking lord I can go to Buffalo Wild Wings again without getting treated like I'm out back-dooring Thai lady boys

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

Morgan Cox: Hi. I'm Morgan Cox, long-snapper for the Baltimore Ravens. This is my wife Lauren, placeholder for the Westboro Baptist Church.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

It's only boring to someone who doesn't know anything about SEC football, Tom. Obviously, dummy, that "snoring" is the sound of an NCAA compliance officer at work.

Sorry Tom, that's not snoring. The Sabanbot Ventilator-Exhaust System® just needs servicing.

Big thanks to Tommy and the gang for offering me "$22.87 and however many sugar packets are leftover after Burneko is done making his coffee" for the rights to this, but ultimately I felt like YouTube gave me the creative control I needed to massively fuck up the editing process two weeks in a row.

Good work, BH. Although I had to turn my monitor off because I kept trying to throw out my garbage on you, you fucking dumpster. +1

Hope this guy has a goodyear because he has a face for radials.