Family members and friends jokingly refer to Eric Trump’s personal gym as “the pet cemetery.”

Eric Trump once lifted a baby giraffe over his his head and shattered all four of its femurs.

i want to die

Barbaro in extreme negative with blood spatter, please.

Never thought I’d see the day that Fox Sports would cuck themselves out of such an on-brand hire.

to piss you off, personally, livineasy629

Kaepernick’s display is disgusting and also why can't I say the n-word if, you know, THEY can say it? I eat popcorn for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Is Ashley going to give us periodic checkups on the sex tiger that likes to fuck?

I was kicked out of Shaun White’s band for not saying “bro” and “yeah bro” enough, but this is the first I’ve heard of all these allegations. [takes yet another picture of my weird disgusting penis]

NBC further eschewed the story that the American in contention, Sam Kendricks, had the second best vault of the year coming into the games and would have set a personal best had he cleared 5.93m. What trash.

Does Deadspin fan fiction pass muster?

#AlliesMatter

Not really a question, but I think that this time of year is actually the best time of year for sports bloggers/writers precisely because there isn’t that much going on, and thus less opportunity for mind-blowing, take-ridden scandals that make you wanna rip your ears off of your head.

I ride two Scattante frames, one fixie and one racing, and I can guarantee you that strapped with my assault rifle and clips and other equipment I have no idea how to work, I'd fucking faceplant and shoot both myself and many bystanders while riding both these sets. I love America and I love freedom.

EAT EXCELLENCE FOR BREAKFAST
SHIT GREATNESS AFTER LUNCH
MUNCH SUPERLATIVE TAPAS
DRINK HARD WORK AT NIGHT
DRINK MORE HARD WORK LATER AT NIGHT
DRINK A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT OF HARD WORK ALL NIGHT
DRIVE STRAIGHT FOR THE LIGHT POLE
WAKE UP IN DRUNK TANK
AND DO IT AGAIN

Russian dash-cam footage featuring a few errant gunshots and an insane motorist leading police on a two-hour car chase up Hollywood Hill then eventually shattering three letters of the HOLLYWOOD sign, finally Timofey Mozgov appears in front of car, slightly dazed but altogether pleased and happy: LA is greatest.

Free agent point guard Brandon ...

Motherfuck Phil Mushnick.

Fuck Fredbird.

Stupid, +1