I believe Kirby Puckett's career ended because he couldn't watch baseball either.

Sure thing. Maybe we could change it to "red herring".

"Obviously fake. Native Americans are proud of the name." - the Redskin Action Committee of Instilling Social Truth

I have to say I'm surprised to see Spain in the top 10, because why the fuck am I looking at goddamn soccer rankings.

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

Reporter: Mr. Els, do you have any response to Tom Ley of Deadspin, who offered the following advice to you after your disastrous three-putt: "Next time, try to take things slowly and do less putts."

This is one of my signature moves; I call it, "I gave myself the last one."

Well, it's better to find out now before you're seeing posts on Deadspin reading: Prosecution: Aaron Hernandez's Wife Lied About Disposing Of Guns. Some guys are just lucky like that, I guess.

I guess it's a good thing I didn't have temple getting out of the first round.

Come on, Tim. You're telling me you've never seen Cauliflower Brain before?

Next thing you know they'll be closing the Josh Brent Driving Academy.

Sanders promised to tackle the issues head on, but I think we know how that will turn out.

"I don't particularly like her interview style. She's okay, I guess. I sometimes wonder if she doesn't rely a little too much on her looks, though, and not enough on her considerable intelligence and reporting acumen."

-WEEI overnight guy James Maxihane

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Catanzaro: [Negotiates Log Grip]
Catanzaro: [Handles Salmon Ladder]
Catanzaro: [Scales Warped Wall]
Color Guy: Catanzaro is killing it so far. KILLING it!
Play-By-Play Guy: But here's where it gets tricky.
Catanzaro: [Jumps over Slow and Low]
Catanzaro: [Dodges Hawaiian Punch]
Catanzaro: [Finishes Chicken Fingers With Deadly…

Lucky guy! From the looks of it he's also holding Puig's home run ball

Cool. Thanks, Sean.

"Are we going to a club?"

Even though it was superhero Saturday, I still think it was poor taste for him to appear as Nightcrawler.