Eric Trump’s employees stopped asking him for flex accounts when his stories inspired them to join gyms and get ripped, too.

Eric Trump neutered my pit bull just by staring at him.

Eric has ruined multiple games of fetch by chucking his dog 80 yards on the fly and dumping a can of wet food on a tennis ball.

A lot of people don’t know that the term “power suit” actually originated at the moment Eric Trump was born.

When Eric fell into the gorilla cage at the zoo as a child, onlookers were terrified that there’d be a bloodbath until zookeepers tranquilized the young man.

I bet Don Jr. wishes he was as strong as his brother Eric. Dude can’t even pet a fluffy rabbit without breaking its neck.

If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?

Man imagine the cornfed blue collar football guys they will attract. No glory boys, just good players from good families who will really become students of the game. I say go for it.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

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This is outstanding.

In response, Dungy issued the following statement: