Investigators knew something was up when he identified himself as Roy "Whelan and Dealin."

You know what really changes lives, Jay? Streetlights.

Tune in to SVT2 this Torsdag at 21:30 to catch more of Alhaji's zaaany antics on this week's episode of Candid Kamara

When you can whitesplain to the Choctaws (who came up with the name) and the other Five Tribes who approved the name in the State Constitutional Convention of 1906 that Natives shouldn't have any say over our words.

On the first day of White History Month, right after the Straight pride parade.

"It's not a money thing for Dan," Snyder's former sidekick claimed. Instead, Cerrato dropped some Freud on us.

Okay, okay. So I'm not afraid to admit that I would definitely cross the street to avoid those people.

What about a picture of Manziel drinking a Razzzberita?

A complete overhaul of the Target field urinal system will also allow enterprising fans to sell their beer back

I have a video of Johnny Manziel watching Jeopardy! at home. It's only Double Jeopardy and Final Jeopardy. He gets every question wrong in Double Jeopardy, but then gets Final Jeopardy right, even though all the contestants get it wrong. How much?

If you're looking for dirt on Johnny Manziel, I'm pretty sure the Browns offensive line will help you out.

After confirming that he is both about to become a pro athlete and recently punched a teen, police have charged Hairston with two counts of making middle-aged guys jealous.

"Listen, Chris, it really is great and all, but it's remarkably clear that you're still not grasping basically every single key course concept and you're therefore going to fail Astronomy 101."

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

As a wild-eyed fabulist, I would like to go with the footing theory. In the end, though, Occam's Razor inevitably leads us back to Invisible Turtle.