Not my answer but I just read this and want to recommend it.

Watching the Ivory Coast fans dump the payload of a logging truck on their returning players makes a lot more sense now

"Am I supposed to eat these [dicks]," said the animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex, drawing an exasperated sigh from Steven Spielberg. "T," said Spielberg, "did you even read the goddamned script?"

That first tweet is kind of misleading, Kate. The royal couple were actually reacting to seeing Pippa Middleton hold a door open for a poor person.

Henceforth, being barraged by toffee-dicks will be known as getting Cho'd.

Warren Sapp: [eats She Crab Soup]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 1]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 2]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 3]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 4]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 5]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 6]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 7]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 8]
Warren Sapp: [drinks Ranch…

It's no surprise to hear that Warren Sapp doesn't tip.

[Warren Sapp checks account balance]

In a bizarre turn of events, it was actually Giroux who was yelling "quit resisting."

Another cool Easter egg, discovered by using the 'smile' function after hitting a home run, involves Brian McCann impeding your way by nailing himself to a cross just in front of home plate.

"It's not how you start. It's how you finish."

This concise post actually is a Albert Burneko tweet.

Please don't do that. If you have a comment to make, make an actual comment. Even if it's a warmed-over Royal Tenenbaums gag, put it in your own words. Telling us that you remember a movie you saw is not making a good contribution to the discussion.

By said logic, May was perfect

That War of Northern Aggression line was a joke...

As a fellow Pole, it's nice to see Gortat bring some added pizazz and weirdness to the game in Poland. It's been a long, long time since we had an event where basketballs were involved with the national pastime of being hunted for sport.

Don't you dare speak to my father like that.

If they insist on playing basketball with men, they have to expect that the men are going to treat them no differently. So, sorry ladies, but Carmelo Anthony isn't going to pass you the ball, either.