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"As Annie Leibovitz once famously said, 'no hard knock life for us, thank you.'"

A loss for all of us. With so much first year excitement, we all would have enjoyed an inside look at what goes on in this Pettine zoo.

There's Nothing Barring Steve Ballmer From Moving The Clippers

"Is FIFA corrupt? Well of course it is. Look at the money we have in the bank. A BILLION DOLLARS. For a non-profit. And yes, every single member of the executive board has taken bribes. And oh what bribes! Money, sure, that's a pedestrian bribe. Cars, vacations, artwork, girls... these are the calling cards of a true…

This isn't cancer—it's a social movement. In this case, they don't need vast sums of money to fix the problem; they just need people to realize how fucking dumb of a name it is. In this case, "raising awareness" is the only thing that's going to fix the problem. (Money will help, but only insofar as it will buy…

Hi, Dan.

Thank god these poor girls had a "safety net" to turn to in their cheerleading coach, who promptly informed them that they were all overweight and needed to trim down if they ever wanted anyone to love them.

They looked really bad against Holland.

Most ways, I hope? Although if Rovell starts calling guys he covers strident dickheads, I'd be all for that.

No wonder the Dodgers were so upset with Puig - two stopped watches are right four times day, and I'm pretty sure it's only three strikes you're out when you're late to the old ball game

Pretty hypocritical to get angry about a spilled drink and then spray shots all over the place.

Unlike most diehard Heat fans, she's actually been a fan as long as she could remember. Which to her credit is almost 5 minutes ago.

It's nice that she's still objective enough to recognize that LBJ is a big crybaby.

In a further example of the ubiquity of the Cardinal Way, this article's headline was written by Tony LaRussa.

Cutler then celebrated by mainlining three Picksy Sticks.