This is an outrage. You should demand a refund, post haste.

And this is why people like Sterling get away with stuff like this. Because of peanut sized attention spans.

I'd say he's done a TON of service to the NAACP, in that he proves groups like it still need to exist.

Do us a favor and forget your Kinja key.

shut the fuck up

hey noah i can see miles

Iniesta: OK, guys. Who's going to give the eulogy?

"No, you idiot! That's how you shoot a free throw!"

He was rushed into emergency surgery yesterday, reportedly in grave condition.

Oh man! I didn't! Welp, case closed. Everyone can go home early.

It's really not that bad compared to his girlfriend's, which just says "Earl Ray" on the back.

In retrospect that night out at the Septuagenarian Stripper Spectacular prank was a hideously bad idea.

yeaimthatguy: [opens empty jar]

My wife is a teacher and for some batshit reason, a Ronald McDonald clown came to speak to the students at her school. Afterwards, he taught some of the boys how to play dice.

"Hey! Why does the cake get treated so well?!"

Sure, the guy looks bad, but you've selectively edited this video. If you let it run a few more seconds, it's clear that he turns and hands the ball to his hooker.

These fools should've taken lessons on discreteness from Jamie Moyer, who always carried with him a small, unassuming mason jar of tar from the La Brea Pit he was found in.

I just wonder why everyone decided to pick on the Yankees of all teams for this pine tar bullshit. Say what you will about them, but you can guarantee they'd never resort to ratting out, say, a batter who used too much pine tar on his bat.

The game itself, even at its most basic and routine,