A pretty natural regression when you go from Kobe to Tyson.

Pictured: First Annual Friendly Match in The Qatar Worker's League

Ghost: [knocks down player]

Bobby, as someone who obviously knows their soccer inside and out, I have a question for you: That was totally a Bolivian ghost in that video on the other post, right?

Are you seriously suggesting that Ugandans are too dumb to know not to rape young girls?

Only those circle-jerkers make jokes now. On the new Deadspin, you take everything at face value.

B.J. Upton: [tries to click on videos, misses wildly]

Schrodinger's Ump. As long as the video is un-reviewed the call can only assumed to be wrong and wrong at the same time.

Shaquille,

As with anything involving Stephenson and Turner, less than 40% of the shots actually connected.

"I think it tells you that we did our homework—unlike a lot of people," he said.

I'm just going to say what everyone in America, except his wife, is thinking right now: fuck Colin Cowherd.

When you've already got the carrot, the stick stings worse.

Those last 14 paragraphs really snuck up on me.

Are you going to admit that you didn't read the whole comment or are you going to pretend that didn't happen?

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

That's actually a regular Mets jersey. Granderson just happens to look invisible when he steps in the batters box.