Not true. You omitted "anyone over the age of 13."

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I disagree with this list.

I've actually heard these illegitimate World Cup trophies are even more widespread than you'd think. For instance, Italy has four of them.

Ugh, the dreaded 28-77-78-79-80-89-90-91-92-93-94-95 split.

From The Desk Of Gary Bettman

@ACromartie31 go see my boy uhhh jake, mike, something like that. he's in milwaukee. wait, no, pittsburgh. well whatever, go see him, he needs a ride from school

Kind of an odd choice for a Clippers' fan.

Mount Rushmoron

Officer: Hands on the wheel, sir. License?

Officer: Straight now, Mr. McNabb. That's right. Look at me. No, you're off to your right. Come on. It's really not that difficult. Watch me. See, eyes aimed right at you, and...perfect. Now you do it. Goddammit. I'm up here, Mr. McNabb, not down and to the right. We're not leaving until we get this right.

@DonovanJMcNabb How do I look in my mugshot? What do you think?

McNabb wanted to demonstrate to the Cards that he could still look off a safety while on TV and this was the only way he could get their attention.

I guess he wasn't aware you can have a tie in a mug shot.

No, in the spirit of having taped over one fake sport with another, I used it to record some UFC.

Totally worth it though

All right, a serious one.