Wasn't the "You have no marbles!" dance from Major League 2? I specifically remember Pedro Cerrano being the subject of such ridicule.

"Probably the best day was when I was in third grade, playing against my fellow eight-year-olds, when I crushed a home run 450 feet."

Russian teen, seen in dashcam footage dangling 350 feet above the ground off a partially-completed building while beneath him a car is flipped upside-down when its tires get caught in downed power lines, electrocuting the driver in mid-air: "Strip bars are irresponsible."

Two leading proponents of the "One and Done" strategy

Max gets a lot of shit for being a truly despicable human being, but it is nice to see him take part in charitable endeavors such as partially funding the Kentucky Basketball 2015/16 freshman class.

I only support struggling teams in Argentina's Nacional B, personally.

If the Times wanted to popularize a fringe activity, they probably should've gone with print journalism.

"You buy into the history and the tradition, the values of the club," said Bryan Lee, a digital brand strategist who grew up in Southern California and lives in Greenpoint. He showed up in a vintage gray Liverpool away jersey. "Historically, Liverpool has been a blue-collar port city."

Someone needs to tell these student athletes that they aren't paid to think.

I don't have a problem with this. As Mike D'Antoni has made painfully clear, it's impossible to impact the game from the bench.

Reporting for duty-free, sir.

I see. So it's The First 48, except the brown single mom survives.

Reporter: Kobe! What do you say about sticking around for the last game?

The warning makes more sense once you know that the chair ump is gluten intolerant.

It's good to know the 5 people watching the match weren't subjected to further profanity.

It's a good thing Donald didn't add the enhancer "dootlin'" to the front of "son of a biscuit." I'm fairly certain that carries a mandatory jail sentence.

"People need idiotic acts to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as Kevin Edson. As a man, I'm flesh and blood, I can be ignored, I can be destroyed; but as a symbol... as a symbol I can be like a backpack...or something?"

Typical. He would have to get arrested by cops who don't understand high-concept art instillations.

In response, Atlanta threw another tire on top of Ohio and stoked it a few times.