This is a huge misunderstanding. They did meet Derrick Rose. He's just below frame collapsed on the ground.

"I'll tell you how to really sandwich that hot dog..."

In order to maintain a semblance of her childhood while touring, Lorde's camp includes 3,000 infantry, 150 armored cavalry, a dozen trebuchets, and a phalanx of Hoplites.

Tallahassee police were not able to identify Winston as the suspect until Jan. 10, when the accuser recognized him in class.

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THIS LITTLE PIGGY???!!!

He's probably just doing this for a Reaction, and by that I mean some items from Kenneth Cole's 2014 collection.

[drops vape pen, dons fedora] quick! to Reddit!

It's fun to laugh at idiots; we have samples of trees that are more than 6,000 years old.

I myself am a young-game basketballist. Basketball was invented on February 28th, 1940 when the first college game was played on broadcast television between Fordham and Pittsburgh at Madison Square Garden. The game never existed prior to this date because there is no video of it any earlier time. I realize that many…

I don't want to do the math, but somewhere around there.

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

Let it be known that the great Jim Cooke actually did two illustrations for this piece; we swapped out lead questions at the last minute. Here then was the initial art, inspired by the surviving-on-condiments Q; cower in the face of its majesty.

That's news to me. Who are your sources?

I've worked with a couple of fine ones over the years: former LA Timesfolk Michael Connolly and Denise Hamilton are awesome.

I'm here. Is this mic live?

And to think this all could have been avoided if USA Today had published the interview in the paper instead of making it a podcast.