"It's like professional athletes', but smaller."

By 2019, the draft will just be done through a BuzzFeed quiz.

From: Pat Logsdon
Sent: Monday, February 10, 2014 8:20 AM
To: ATH Head Coaches; ATH Assistant Coaches
Subject: Northwestern - Labor Union - "Talking Points" Updated

It stands for "publish" as in "keep clicking publish."

He really is the Dodgers' biggest defect.

QED. Guess I better take down this post then.

A lot of NFL players believe that consequences are something that happens to other people, and they've been shown nothing to suggest otherwise their whole life.

Knowing Aldon, the bomb in question was probably a makeshift device consisting of Jägermeister and Red Bull.

Anyone who's paying any kind of attention should be aware that airport security personnel ain't fooling around and have absolutely no sense of humor when it comes to threats. Are folks like Aldon here so stressed about flying that they lose all ability to accept the least inconvenience?

I don't even understand how anyone can make that mistake. That's clearly President Clinton.

I was at the game. It was awesome. I particularly enjoyed the one they did for Johnathan Papelbon.

You know you fucked up when you make American Airlines look like the good guys by comparison.

Jeff Francouer has also been the victim of a career long prank where he believes every pitch is a strike

Being defeated by Union and acting like you won has been going on for hundreds of years.

You're trolling, right? There's no reason for a fan to touch an athlete during play, unless you know there's a sniper on the roof about to shoot him and you're the only one who can save him.

I don't see a problem. He looks overrated in both pictures.

the 34-year-old will not travel with the team

Doesn't surprise me. Malone has been a part of some pretty dangerous lines.