it’s right there in the headline, they lost, actually.

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TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

TOO RA LOO RA TOO RA LOO RYE AYE

What idiot called it an astronaut quarterback commencing hostilities on the lunar surface and not war-on-moon?

You can’t put a price tag on education, though, especially when that education apparently didn’t include the basic economic principles of wages for labor expended and job security protections that prevent your employer from firing your whimsical ass off into the sun, Jonathan.

[takes massive, extended rip of synthetic weed off of hyperbolically giant bong that stands two stories tall and starts typing feverishly]: “I know a lot about that stuff they call it “k2" now a days younger people are starting to roll it up like weed and smoke it the reason is because its cheaper than regular weed a…

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Ha!

Hi, Burke’s dad!

that's very good, +1

Charleston has a museum in the very building of the city’s slave mart, which is itself dedicated to the city’s history of human trafficking. And further, a number of the old plantations around the low country have been converted into museum spaces, which include preserved slave huts.

ah, yes, this comment again.

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Kobe: AAAGGGHHH!!!

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There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

THE Ohio State Impairment Apologists

I say good for this guy, whoever he is. It only took him about five seconds to admit fault.