hate you so much right now. +1

Technically the whole program is guilty of performance enhancing. Muschamp is coaching at Auburn now.

+1

Buffalo Wild Wings Bartender: [flips switch that causes the first half of next week’s game to continue forever ad infinitum]

This may not be the best time to ask this question, but did those congenitally joined twins have to buy one ticket or two?

I actually really enjoyed the Cardinals’ book. I mean, there’s a lot of senseless violence and it has some questionable things to say about black people, but the prose is spectacular.

“Baby, you can’t tame this wild horse. This wild horse needs to run fr—holy shit is that a crate of Fruit Roll-Ups?!”

this is so silly, +1

+1

THIS GUY. THIS FUCKIN’ GUY.

+1

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”

COUNTERPOINT:

Dog: Gimme that hotdog.
Man: No, this is my hotdog
Man: [flips off dog]
John Lackey: [flies two hours to Cincinnati to beat the ever-living shit out this guy]

Hee!

+1

This isn’t even good advice. Aaron Hernandez felled a guy and he got life in prison.

Petrino: NEXT TIME YOU WANNA WRITE SOME INACCURACIES—

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congratulations @Mobute on your weekly sex advice column at the daily caller