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this is so stupid, +1

“Well, Rex, I just didn’t appreciate Geno’s lack of leadership, so I broke his jaw in two places. That said, I’m really looking forward to working with E.J. Manuel, who seems like an excellent leader.”

Ha!

I’m more impressed that Cruella de Ville let them use her mansion for the hearing.

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If the Browns are worried about being short staffed Ray Rice is probably not the guy they want to sign.

OH REALLY, FOOL, YOU PUT YOUR FINGER UP IN MY FACE LIKE SOME TOUGH GUY? WHY, I OUGHTTA ... I OUGHTTA ...

So football can just magically change itself into a woman and we call it a hero, but I defend Ray Rice’s actions and suddenly I’m “fucked up” and “creepy” and “sir, we’re gonna have to ask you to leave this Applebee’s and never come back.”

moran. +1

Freddie, crab-fisherman: HE CAUGHT IT! HE FUCKING CAUGHT IT! WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL IS THIS SHIT HE FUCKING CAUGHT IT!

I’ve read the appeal cover to cover. Brady is of course a slick, dynamic protagonist, who’s resourceful and practical in a pinch, but I can’t help but think that he’s a little shallow. I mean, when I broke up with my girlfriend Sally this summer I didn’t throw my phone away or anything, I just deleted her contact.

Why don’t you read the comment a few more times and think, really think, about what you typed here today.

I know these gimmicks are cutesy and geared toward mass appeal, but let's remember that those Marlins players are trying to earn a paycheck out there.

“We’re just like Susan B. Anthony, insofar as we — the Koch brothers — really, really should get our bleachy-boy mayo-faces on every item of U.S. currency.”

Excellent. +1

“I’d like to finally issue a retraction for my comments last week. Football is not as much of a thinking man’s game as I had previously thought. I mean, if a woman can do it, clearly I need to reassess my understanding of the sport.”

Not-so-minute Bol

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i love this comment. i hooked you, landed you, drove you home, skinned you, boned you, seasoned you, grilled you, and ate you with my beautiful wife, then she and i made loud, passionate love to one another in honor of mjrnumber13’s horrendously awful response to a stupid fucking joke on deadspin dot com.