“Of course he didn’t know that would happen. We’re shocked that people think Bill Belichick could somehow see into the future.”

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

Well, now that Burfict is on the Raiders as well that would be an interesting situation.

Narcissism can’t be cured.

I too like to diagnose people whom I’ve never met while sitting on my couch. I use WebMD and reruns of House MD to come up with answers. What do you use?

That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

“Hold my teeth": for when "hold my beer" just isn't enough.

Well now we know they did it to stick it to Stroman too.

The working theory is that they did this to stick it to the Yankees.

They’re one game out of the second wild card spot and about to start a series with Tampa so....yeah.

The “I feel bad for you” reminds me of Christian Bale slipping in “you’re a nice guy” in the midst of his rant against the lighting tech.

I’m really glad your political science degree is finally coming in handy.

“see, Tina, you could learn a thing or two from our son" -the ghost of Ike Turner

you were on an airplane with Paul Rudd?!

Moe Berg: can speak 12 languages but can’t hit in any of them.

The conservative outrage on this issue is stupid. And the small minority of “woke” people upset about the Betsy Ross flag is just as dumb.

No one could answer the phone, they were lowering the flag to half-mast.

The cool part is when he flashes himself the signs.

Game 2: 4-1 win for Vanderbilt -> #41 Donny Everett

She’s a long time Blue Jays fan, I just assumed she would welcome the sweet release of death a fastball to the head might bring.