Even if he did - hypothetically - have an opinion that was cogent or morally laudable, I still wouldn’t listen, because he can’t utter a sentence without some sort of “signature” shouting. His long-lasting tenure as a sports pundit is one of life’s most enduring, and most annoying, mysteries.

It’s too bad LeBatard is on vacation.

Someone knows where their crab rangoon is coming from.

Listen, all I am going to say is this...

“If you don’t know what you’re talking about, shut the fuck up!” said Stephen A Smith, shortly before the universe collapsed into an irony-singularity 

Stephen A. Smith telling people not to be childish is like having Donald Trump tell people that lying is wrong. 

“Ladies and Gentlemen, let me say this, I have nothing to say. (Continues talking until the universe expands to the point we all die from Universal Cold Death)“

You know, I’m beginning to think this Stephen A. Smith guy might not be that smart after all.

The ‘Skins didn’t force him to come in early because they are dicks, it was just that they had such good news to share with him that they couldn’t stand it any longer and just had to tell him.

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

I watched the game last week and can tell you why. 

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

This is enlightening and also a reminder of why it’s hard to be a fan after working in the sports business.

I hope the league doesn’t try to file down his eccentricities. You know, pound a square peg into a round hole, that type of thing.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

You are greatly underestimating the size, scope and resources of the Christian Dominionist movement in America.

Is David Arquette too old to play him in the biopic? Because seriously.

Because the price of unionizing is that unions protect their worst and most senior members too.

this may be an actually feasible use for phrenology

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.