The Apostle Sweeney could never handle an NFL team. Although his ability to feign ignorance on PED use would come in handy.

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Jalen will likely catch a cold from his newborn and be unavailable next week.

Mookie may be one of the greatest freaks of nature in combining physical gifts with unbelievable hand-eye coordination.

You can excuse an ump missing north-south because that is a much more difficult call and subjective standard. Missing east-west is not. It’s right in front of you. You can’t miss a ball that several inches off the plate.

I thought the picture was sufficient.

In the pre-500 cable channel life at the time, it was always pure gold if we ever got to see a Lions game on TV where I grew up. Last time pure gold and Lions football was ever seen together.

Walker “Buetane” Buehler will soon make you revise your list. And you left off the Women’s National Bowling Championship. A crown I treasure every day.  Anchor down.

Every commenter with a “this person should get hit or that person should get hit” opinion needs to get hit with a pitch themselves. I’ve been hit in the 90ish range and it scares you, it hurts you, and it is sore and painful for a couple of weeks (and the bruise lasts longer). I loved playing the game, I’ve loved…

As long as you allow the market inefficiencies inherent in a government sanctioned monopoly, you will have tanking disguised as “rebuilding”.  If you knowingly choose to buy season tickets, you are the sucker.

Really? The NBA player with a lower PER than Daniel Theis?

Man, white shirt dude is handing out chin checks left and right.  

There should be no franchise that is inherently so profitable that even James Dolan cannot destroy its value.  Let the test begin...

Put the 5-second count back in the game.  Harden solved from distance. 

Harden is highly efficient and incredibly selfish on the court, but by necessity.

Ladies in restrooms with Big Ben notwithstanding.

Speaking of being traded to the Browns...

The Bengals are offended.

When I read of an incident like this one, I always think of Steve martin in the movie Roxanne. I want this guy to go pick up the banana, get on the PA system, and say, “Really? I mean this is the best burn you could come with? A fucking banana? You sir, are an idiot. And can we all point to this idiot? Come…

Not to mention that they both work in a sanctioned monopoly. If you want to stay in your current profession as an NFL coach, you have exactly and only 31 other places to work.