So Draymond has already won a championship for Cleveland. When his disruptive nature schisms this team, he will be the undisputed champ with two titles gifted to other teams by his charm.

The NBA2K20 algorithm will not suffice as written to capture his explosiveness and jumping ability.

I thought that would be Sean Kemp.  Or maybe he’s the Bizarro world Phillip Rivers.

Arbitrator gave no guidance as to the suspension he will support when Wilson is finally successful in actually killing someone on the ice.

That’s so awful it will be like watching somebody else putt in golf... players are going to start looking away for fear of it messing their shit up.

Never, never, never take your helmet off until you leave the field. Now I’m in the South (context matters) and we always tell our players to keep the hat on until the handshakes are over.

The video of his vertical leap test at Duke made me question how gravity affects mass.  If you haven’t seen it, take a look.

This is the logical step in the Charles Barkley evolutionary basketball tree.

Note to Khabib: never threaten a monopoly, they just might take you up on it.  There seems to be an unlimited supply of guys willing to turn their face, ears and brains into hamburger.  Fighters are like buses to promoters.

And made no pretense of attempting to cover first at the start of the game.  A play that very nearly cost them an out.

Major tip of the cap to the Seahawks staff members who were on the field practically before the play stopped to check on Cooks.

How has Deadspin failed to feature a “The Correct Height to Wear Your Pants” article?

IF he doesn’t report to the team for the latter half of the season, you will see very little interest from other teams is my prediction. Collusion can be tacit and understood without clear demonstrable action.

By watching the Bears game.

True story: Lacrosse has made minimal penetration in the South other than elite, mostly all-white schools (like the one Jalen attended in high school). One day while driving by a mostly minority public school not far from our house, there was a small group of kids at the school getting a primer on lacrosse. I looked…

That’s twisted.

As long as obstruction matters, the fact that he systematically deleted all texts in his possession that related to the time frame in question should have resulted in his termination for cause.

Lovely, Ned, simply lovely.

It’s turning into soccer. “3 home runs to 2 homes runs in a wild scoring display at the stadium today.”  The headline in 2 more years (or less).

Yes, by all means, inject racism into everything at all times. Never miss that key opportunity. O’Neill was an asshole, critical to those Yankee teams, but everyone also knew he was a jerk.