Body language 101. When you are talking shit to someone but want to insure that you are not punched, you put your hands behind your back. The other party knows in street terms that you can’t hit the shit talker while his hands are behind his back. Newton wanted to push buttons/irritate the shit out of him without…

His spectacular career will go largely unwatched much like next year’s NBA season.  I make plans to watch GS or occasionally other west coast games but then I drool and sleep instead.  Lakers-GS, catch it on Sunday afternoons!

Buffalo Wild Wings. Now I do have an anti-BW’s bias. And I’ll keep rolling like that. If the biggest professional day of your life involves a Buffalo Wild Wings, there are major character concerns.

Keep your feet down.  Same slide with feet going into the bag is the rule.  The days of breaking up a double play have been legislated out of the game.  It is what it is.

It’s all fun and games until plutonium outbreak in Uruguay.

No way you can fault this choice.  It was the white pick.

The Jim Marshall of baseball.

Cardinals media: “We were dismayed to see a former major leaguer not running the right way. No really, he was really running the wrong way.”

If I’m innocent, I go get Joe Average Attorney for $150/hour. If I’m guilty, I go get Ted Olson and spend $1500/hour.

To all issuers of “I’m sorry if you were offended” statements- this is what a genuine apology looks like.

Randy Johnson style pitching and coiffure.

Great way to make sure you never have a second act. Behave like an ass hat that no one would want on their team even if he was pitching well.

He’ll pray for you.

Not to mention the “Once and Future” hair pattern. It’s just teasing you, letting you know your days are numbered. That you can look at pictures of Billy Donovan and literally see your future.

My God, what filter was that?

Safe to say you could have added the 14th to her list of unpopular amendments as well.

“five players transferred out after last season”

Well, it is easier to marry money than to make it.

Hoped this comment might appear somewhere.

If you are allowed to own a piece of a monopoly then there should great constraints on how you operate. By Congress allowing MLB to operate outside the bounds of Anti-Trust legislation, they allow them to reap profits and rewards outsized to what would otherwise exist in a competitive marketplace.